Come and Get It. 🗡️ Robo Muffin walked out of the field covered head to toe in pink blood. Only a tiny bit was hers, just some spittle from a kick she took to the face. The rest was from the opposing team, the losing team. She got back to Read more
Have you tried turning her off and on again? 🍆 “Have you tried turning her off and on again?” the tech support lady drolled on the holocall. “Yes!” Jack said, exasperated. “That’s what you tell me to do every single time. I have. She’s smoking from her back, it’s not a Read more
Sweet, Hot Taffy. 🏃 “No, don’t run away!” Irina pleaded as the man fled. He shat himself as he ran. Irina stopped on the sidewalk, arm raised in a non-threatening gesture of ‘Wait!’ She couldn’t understand what was really happening. All she wanted was to find the ‘Be-Positive.’ That was nice, Read more
Mecha Race Chicken 🐔 Cluck, cluck, cluck. “The chicken race is serious business,” the man said, slapping the Mecha-Chicken’s behind. Cluck, cluck. “Now,” he continued, “hop on that chicken and ride like the wind, jockey!” Then he left, onwards to repeat the same pep-talk to his other riders. Kotopouli hesitantly put Read more
This comic from Greekmythcomix explains it nicely: Basically, just like in modern movies, the poets needed to build up tension, telegraph to the audience that something big was about to go down. So, they described the gearing up moment, and because nothing really makes sense from that era, they decided Read more
Mike Winkelmann AKA Beeple, is an inspiration of hard work and dedication. He is well-known online about his artwork, you’ve definitely seen it somewhere. But, more importantly, he’s known for the movement #everyday, in which 3D artists produce a piece every single day without fail and put it up online, Read more
I find it hilarious whenever I get a review that warns people of a sexual scene in my stories. Obviously I just got another one and that’s why I’m ranting here (it’s my blog if you haven’t noticed and I can do what I want.) It’s doubly hilarious when it’s Read more
It’s August and summer is pretty much half-past behind us. I spent it writing about the sexual exploits of Horace, lusting after and prodded forward by Luxuria (above,) while listening to this stream with lofi hip hop radio (below.) It was a story written in sweltering heat about a guy in Read more
The above are the gruesome interpretations of Paul Cadmus’ The Seven Deadly Sins. They have become iconic and to my eyes, they are fascinating to look at. Wikipedia: Between 1945 and 1949, the American painter Paul Cadmus created a series of vivid, powerful, and gruesome paintings of each of the seven deadly Read more
I read through the entire Dresden Files series without knowing a lot of the mythology Jim Butcher drew from. I just got absorbed in the story. But Cat Sith was always gnawing on me, I always knew he was set up to be something awesome but I kinda missed the Read more
