A Trillion-Dollar Rock 💎 Okay, Petra wasn’t the brightest of the bunch. Everybody knew that, except for her, as it usually was with idiots. The problem, and this is where clever people really slam their heads on the wall, is that if you throw a thousand idiots at a problem, one Read more
Nacho tried to act cool. He was cool, cool as fuck, but there was sweat dripping down his nose and he kept looking around him. What if the policia spotted him? Then again, that was the gig, right? He turned his head straight and tried to look like any other Read more
The Redjus Unit One always loved Unit Two. Not at first sight, like the old saying went, but close enough. In their vast lifespans, what could you define as the beginning of your relationship? The first hundred standard years? The first thousand? Or the first million? Because Unit One and Read more
Nanodaemons is out on audiobook format, but it’s not just any old narration. No, Luke Rounda of Vernacular Audio has turned this into full-cast drama all by himself, doing the voices, accents, adding in effects and generally making this a complete aural experience. As I wrote this story I imagined Read more
Generations of Gold Hinata had been in the family for as long as anyone could remember. Created by a master alchemist, she was made of exquisite porcelain, the kind you usually found on a king’s plate when he really wanted to impress that foreign queen. Generation after generation, the house Read more
Sir Patrick and the Mermaid In a way, Sir Patrick felt responsible for what happened. It wasn’t his tugboat and it wasn’t his propeller that injured her, but he was nearby and he was minding his nets instead of seeing what was up with all the racket. The sea Read more
Welcome to the Asterism ⭐ “You can’t sit with us,” the other stars said, cooling themselves in their starpool. “But why not,” Cassiopeia complained, feeling left out. “Tsk. You’re new here, aren’t you?” Schedar waved her away dismissively. She was tanned and full-breasted, with an aura of bright orange. A smaller Read more
Explosive Decompression KABOOM! She kept telling everyone that she couldn’t cook. At all. But nooo, being an astronaut wasn’t enough, apparently. Having two expert-level skills also wasn’t enough, apparently. ‘Men don’t want an EVA specialist or an acceleration manipulator expert,’ her mom kept telling her. For the first few years, Read more
Fluffy or Shiny? 💎 Toula’s job was simple: Kill everything on the alien moon. As tasks went, it was so straightforward even she could wrap her mind around it. She knew she wasn’t that bright, and that self-awareness was a rare attribute among stupid people. Toula had a one-track mind, Read more
The Veil Elliot Tuckerberg grew up admiring the promises and imagining the possibilities of Magic Leap. He knew from his uncle that the headset would be something expensive, so he saved up for three years so he could afford it. He didn’t get a bike, got lunch from home, didn’t Read more
