“So, what? We’re each other’s kryptonite?” “Seems so, yes.” The superhero looked at his girlfriend. They had been together all their lives. Never separated, never more than a hundred meters or so apart. In retrospect, they should have figured it out sooner. It was only when they had their first Read more
The ground shook. Streets broke in little chasms, pots fell and smashed on the floors, windows cracked. “The mountain is displeased,” the Topmost Faithful said. The other Faithful agreed. It was time for the sacrifice. It wasn’t an annual thing, heck, it wasn’t even a decennial one. The unspoken rule Read more
Evander, it seemed, was looking for love in all the wrong places. The last place he ever expected to find his soulmate was hidden away in a shadow dimension. At first, it wasn’t much to look at. Just a neon-looking, wireframe-like version of the city he’d spent his entire life Read more
Many people think they can remember things from when they’re four years old. Truth is, that unless they’ve had a traumatic experience, those memories are fabricated, imaginations with the framework built from someone’s retelling of the incident or even a photograph, with the older mind filling in the gaps. However, Read more
Sinister didn’t like being in charge. People in charge tended to get lynched by the hoi polloi, the unwashed masses. He hated the common folk. Yet, in a way, he depended on them. Who would wash his clothes and farm his fields and make wine for his pleasures? These tasks Read more
“Snakes with lasers?” Park whined. They were both in their underpants.“Yup,” Adrian said, opening the crate with their gear. Park reached inside and lifted his smartsuit from it, then held it up. It didn’t seem to fit his size. “This is too large for me.”Adrian slapped his head. “You moron. Read more
How did the sphere work? Frank Shelley didn’t know. All he did know, was that he put it on the corpse of a postman, and he was now following him like a puppy. Obedient. Frank turned back to look at the dead guy. He wasn’t completely dead, since he was Read more
“Redheads are evil,” Finn said from between the woman’s legs.She moaned softly and ran her fingers through his hair. “Are they now?”Finn bit softly the patch of red hair over her clitoris, and kept on talking, breathing and brushing his lips on it. “Yes. Didn’t you hear? It says so Read more
The Holidays have become so commercialised. It wasn’t like this back when we were kids, you know? We used to have distinct holidays, one for each religion, Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Yule, heck even those stupid pasta guys had one. And then we lined up the mutants and they all fought Read more
“This plan sucks,” the yellow alien said. “No, can’t you see? It’s brilliant!” the green alien said, throwing his arms in the air. “Brilliant!” “Okay, whatever. We’re doomed anyway, might as well try this crazy scheme of yours,” the yellow alien said, waving the issue away with his antennas. He Read more
