Experienced a very funny thing at this waterfall, we climbed next to it to get a photo. Took us more than 2 minutes of careful stepping and wobbly holding on to get there only to get a couple of awkward shots.

 

Five minutes later a blonde mom shows up and she literally hops there full of grace and perfect balance in less than 5 seconds.

 

She landed on a perfect graceful pose with a smile and her husband took a photo of her.

 

It was the most blatant display of superhuman balance and charisma I’ve ever experienced. In D&D terms she easily had 18 dexterity. In ancient times you’d call her a nymph. Must have been a ballerina.

 

This is why I believe we should show normal people doing the Olympics before the athletes, just to show the baseline. It would be humbling but I’d be down to it.

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