Have you tried turning her off and on again? 🍆 “Have you tried turning her off and on again?” the tech support lady drolled on the holocall. “Yes!” Jack said, exasperated. “That’s what you tell me to do every single time. I have. She’s smoking from her back, it’s not a Read more
Sweet, Hot Taffy. 🏃 “No, don’t run away!” Irina pleaded as the man fled. He shat himself as he ran. Irina stopped on the sidewalk, arm raised in a non-threatening gesture of ‘Wait!’ She couldn’t understand what was really happening. All she wanted was to find the ‘Be-Positive.’ That was nice, Read more
Mecha Race Chicken 🐔 Cluck, cluck, cluck. “The chicken race is serious business,” the man said, slapping the Mecha-Chicken’s behind. Cluck, cluck. “Now,” he continued, “hop on that chicken and ride like the wind, jockey!” Then he left, onwards to repeat the same pep-talk to his other riders. Kotopouli hesitantly put Read more
Flying Spell Stilvi kicked the damn thing. “Why won’t you work?” she cried out, both from frustration and from pain. The broom stared back in silence, mocking her with its immobility and its refusal to start. It was last-year’s model, of course, Stilvi couldn’t afford the newer ones. She liked Read more
