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Wardruid – Lemonia
Lemonia is the betrothed of the elven druid Glowleaf in the novel Wardruid.
Crypto
Orange-Pilled Libby
Libby from https://loveisbitcoin.com the night she was orange-pilled and earned her laser eyes.
Fantasy
Here’s the Map of Phrygia For Midas Online
I like to keep things simple, so instead of making a fantasy map full of stupid things, I just used a real Hellenistic period map of Phrygia. The story of Midas in Greek mythology takes place in Phrygia, which is a real Greek area in the modern day Turkey. The Read more
Fantasy
Santa Fight Club and Other Christmas Stories
I made a handy box set of all my Christmas stories. Turns out, there are plenty of those. A collection of original Christmas short stories and three retellings. Contains: Santa Fight Club The Impossible Quest of Hailing a Taxi on Christmas Eve The Red Holidays Ten Kilos Till Christmas The Read more
Fantasy
Halloween Raid: Chicago is Now Out
Happy Halloween! Or whatever, I don’t really know what people say to these things. We don’t have that over here. Anyway, I finished the second story, Chicago. It’s out on Amazon on the 29nth. If you can’t wait, you can grab it on my Patreon. The Halloween Raid series page Read more
Fantasy
Tushy Reaper Part 4
Tushy felt dead. Which was a good thing, in her case. She was practically glowing. Literally, with a greenish light, and her scythe looked way cooler now. It wasn’t the starter scythe she was lugging around all this time, rather the same model, only sharper. Glowier. Scythier. She swung it Read more
Fantasy
Tushy Reaper Part 3
Tushy kept fingering the broken obsidian, like the tongue that keeps feeling around a cavity. She didn’t know what was actually bothering her about it, but it was certainly something. She had noticed a deep change in her perception when she finally reapt her first one. Things were… sharper around Read more
Fantasy
Tipsy Elf Part 6
Michalina blew into a breathless tirade of excuses. “I saw two guys coming in, I mean, it’s not my fault, right? Nobody ever uses the northern gate, how was I supposed to know that the human expedition would arrive through here? And I left my post for like two seconds, Read more
Fantasy
Tipsy Elf Part 5
There was a clang of metal on metal, and a grunt. She didn’t dare open her eyes. She heard a scuffle, and then opened her right eye. Peter had blocked the attack and pushed his governor to the side. “Stop it, please.” “This vile elf wants us to die in Read more
Fantasy
Tipsy Elf Part 4
Michalina had lots of fun that night. Both the human men had her, though she focused her affections more towards Peter, whom she liked best. But the governor was good-looking too, once he drank some booze and stopped whining. “Stop breathing so hard, you’ll use up all the oxygen in Read more